HELLO
HELLO MY CALLSIGN IS STURM. I HAVE ONE RIFLE. JUST ONE. A G&P MAGPUL MOE M4. IT'S GREEN. LIKE THE BUSHES AND THE FERNS.
I LIKE WHISKEY. THE DRINK NOT THE PERSON. BUT IN FACT I LIKE WHISKEY, THE PERSON. HE'S SNEAKY. LIKE WHEN HE HIDES OR WHEN HE HIDES CLAYMORES, OR WHEN HE HIDES WITH CLAYMORES. NOT WHEN HE HIDES WITH CLAYMORE. THE PERSON NOT THE DIRECTIONAL ANTI-PERSONNEL MINE. EITHER WAY WHISKEY IS SNEAKY AND DANGEROUS.
BEWARE OF WHISKEY. THE PERSON NOT THE DRINK.
GOGGLES IS MY FRIEND. HE SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
MY FRIEND TAK TAUGHT ME THAT ALL CAPS IS A REAL ATTENTION GRABBER. I LIKE AIRSOFT. I DON'T LIKE DRAMA. I ALREADY MISS ASG.
SEE YOU AT THE FRONT. EXCEPT FOR WHISKEY, WHO I CAN'T SEE, AND GOGGLES ON ACCOUNT OF HIM BEING BEHIND ME.
I LIKE WHISKEY. THE DRINK NOT THE PERSON. BUT IN FACT I LIKE WHISKEY, THE PERSON. HE'S SNEAKY. LIKE WHEN HE HIDES OR WHEN HE HIDES CLAYMORES, OR WHEN HE HIDES WITH CLAYMORES. NOT WHEN HE HIDES WITH CLAYMORE. THE PERSON NOT THE DIRECTIONAL ANTI-PERSONNEL MINE. EITHER WAY WHISKEY IS SNEAKY AND DANGEROUS.
BEWARE OF WHISKEY. THE PERSON NOT THE DRINK.
GOGGLES IS MY FRIEND. HE SHOOTS ME IN THE BACK WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
MY FRIEND TAK TAUGHT ME THAT ALL CAPS IS A REAL ATTENTION GRABBER. I LIKE AIRSOFT. I DON'T LIKE DRAMA. I ALREADY MISS ASG.
SEE YOU AT THE FRONT. EXCEPT FOR WHISKEY, WHO I CAN'T SEE, AND GOGGLES ON ACCOUNT OF HIM BEING BEHIND ME.